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Ontario government classify Teachers Essential
This just in, the educational minister is reported to have stated that the Ontario Government with their majority in the house are about to reclassify Teachers as ESSENTIAL. Further he is reported to have said, that “After all, the Teachers should have no objections, they have been fighting to be viewed by our party as Essential for years and we have finally agreed.”
Our news room is expecting to be in possession of The Satirical Late Leaked Documents on our desk just as soon as they have been officially leaked.
When asked about the grand canyon of a gap between the what the Teachers’ union is seeking, of about 11% and that of the government’s offer of less than 2%, the educational minister is reported to have said, “that will all be equalized with their new ESSENTIAL classification.” The minister then went on to elaborate on the value to the many parents that have PERSONALLY contacted his office to beg for his hand in doing the job of spearing them the burden of having to care for their children during these troubled times.
We have reached out to the Teachers’ union for a response but no one was immediately available for an official response. However we were able to get an UNOFFICIAL response from one who works in the office. Well it was not so much a response as it was an image more reflective of a response.
Stay tuned for the actual Satirical (On Time) Leaked Documents to confirm all of the above.
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